Too early for bed
Well, since it is apparently physically impossible for me to go to sleep before ten (no matter how early I got up), I guess ill bitch for a few. I am by no means hilarious. I say a few things that elicit chuckles every now and then, but I’m no comedian. Most of the garble that falls out of my mouth is an awkward spew of verbal suicide. Maybe I try too hard, who the hell knows. All I know is...